@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a woman who stepped on the Legos you promised you'd pick up
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@TwoSapphiresBlu: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, "Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"
@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
@rhysjamesy: The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
@MasterOfFury: If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life.