@That_Damn_Duck: Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat.
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@fro_vo: Me: why does the ARMy use FOOT soldiers for HAND to HAND combat lol Pentagon: he's getting too close
@RandiLawson: We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA® furniture. Let's see if he notices
@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.