@Sal0630: Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee
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@sad_tree: [courtroom] Lawyer: If you didnt bite that surfers leg THEN WHO DID Shark: I'm telling you idk *whale in the audience opens a big newspaper*
@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
@NicestHippo: The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. "Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"