@GreenishDuck: Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.
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@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
@JessiCanadian: Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness.
@Lani_Hayden: Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf.