@BangMyBongo: Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children
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@LoveNLunchmeat: I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy.
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@WilliamAder: Doctor: Have you quit smoking yet? Me: Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor: No. Me: Then, no, I haven't.