@MiahSaint: Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War
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@underchilde: As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there.
@sofarrsogud: My son is happy I'm staying off twitter until he goes to bed so as to spend more time with him. He is not happy with his new 6pm bedtime