@GrantTanaka: "Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"
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@POTerritory: OK so apparently "psychosis" is one word, and doesn't specifically refer to my female sibling.