@briangaar: HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S "CRIMINALLY" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom
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@daemonic3: [interview] What is your biggest weakness? "Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example? "Yes"
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