@SomeChrisTweets: HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP
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@iamspacegirl: which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
@LMGinTN: This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious.
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.