@littlehauntings: hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty
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@3_livi: I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
@Reverend_Scott: GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.