@littlehauntings: hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty
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@JimMFelton: Nan swears blind she heard a miaowing from next door’s garden. She miaowed back. The cat miaowed. She miaowed back. This continued for minutes. She walks down the garden to the end. Looks over the fence. Still miaowing. Sees her neighbour miaowing back at her.
@bossy_bootz: Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
@iwearaonesie: [playing hangman] wife: Pick a letter son: Does it have to be from the alphabet? me *gets up* wife *sound of his college fund jar breaking*
@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.