@littlehauntings: hello 911? yes do you think i'm pretty
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@dog_feelings: the human thinks. i won’t get excited. if they say. doubleyouayellkay. instead of. walk. but guess what. i am excited
@YourTumblrFeed: *job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@murrman5: me: how bout a show like greys anatomy but at an animal hospital producer: they're all vets? me shaking head no: they're all animals