@quintywinties: Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again
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@mstluvstrinkets: On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they'll want me to remove my socks?*. I don't know what he thinks is about to happen.
@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white.