@Dawn_M_: HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER.
@LackOfShame: Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent.
@timcarvell: Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.
@trevso_electric: It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI.
@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.
@mdob11: I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.