@Dawn_M_: HELLO, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME LISTENER, OCCASIONAL MURDERER.
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@SteveSuckington: I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt
@ramblinma: My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy.