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@iwearaonesie: "Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes"

- me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out

“Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes”

– me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I’m locked out

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