@shariv67: Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven.
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@WilliamAder: Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.