@brendohare: Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you.
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@PaperWash: Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night.
@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake
@Marlebean: I'll photoshop my youngest into old pics just to make him stop crying about not being a part of the family before he was born.