@PoorEvelyn: Well, if it doesn't include antidepressants, they shouldn't call it a Happy Meal.

@Book_Krazy: Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?

@SoVeryBritish: Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan

@Playing_Dad: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.

@ClareCoffey: How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast