@Phook75: Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures

@SteveSuckington: What she said: wanna share some nachos? What I heard: wanna race to see who can eat the most nachos?

@JamesMelville: Drunk octopus wants to fight. He will rip your coat off your back.

@mandystick71: I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth

@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.