@ComedyAndTruth: Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?" "Two boys are fighting over me" What is the problem with it? "The ugly one is winning."
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@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?
@KateWhineHall: My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has.
@shariv67: Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven.
@WilliamRodgers: They need to make a dating App. For couples who have that "3rd wheel" best friend. It would be like a 3rd party Tinder with 2 References.