@ComedyAndTruth: Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?" "Two boys are fighting over me" What is the problem with it? "The ugly one is winning."
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@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
@Tayyxb: David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked." Buckingham Palace?
@KrissiBex: Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone