@eyeswidebutt: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush.
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@Barknado69: [Date] Her: *giggles* whoops you got a hair right there Me (nervous she's trying to clone me): give it back
@ObscureGent: My favorite act of vengeance is befriending your dad and convincing him that dread locks would look cool on him.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
@philyuck: "Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred." "So just the normal way you make a martini then?" "That's right."