@er0tikka: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn.
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@DiamondLou69: "I'm definitely gonna hit that later tonight!" - Me pointing out the light pole in the parking lot of the bar.
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@trevso_electric: Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.