@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
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@RegularFred: I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practice your fingering technique"
@crylenol: *Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?
@Tommytoughstuff: *Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* "Not for long my friend. Not for long."