@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
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@scorpicpanda: I only watch French tv shows so my dogs think I'm more cultured than I actually am.
@Its_Miss_Riss: I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds.
@joejwest: [on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]