@BuckyIsotope: Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?
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@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus
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