@finkelsteino: Hello, police, I have a burglar trapped in my home gym. Please hurry. The longer he's in there the more powerful he'll become.
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@Reverend_Scott: SON: do you HAVE to walk around in just underwear? DAD: I will if I want. now get me a beer SON: what aisle? DAD: do I LOOK like I work here?
@ShawnHatosy: The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice.