@briangaar: HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT
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@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)
@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old