@FrenulumBreve: "hello pretty lady." [i slide down the bar] "what's your name?" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye.
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@AtticusFinch79: Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both
@Briidashian: Why do I have to use leaves as toilet paper when I go camping while we have bears out there using Charmin?
@SamuelHLowe: I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning.