@DryDickRando: Hello sir. Your toddler called me a 'stinky poopyhead' at the store. I've spent 6 days formulating a comeback, and I'd like to own him now.
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@SketchesbyBoze: Stephen King: what if there was an *evil* clown Mary Shelley: what if a corpse came to life Edgar Allan Poe: oh no a bird!!!
@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze.