@Rollmaninoz: *Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*
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@leechee420: Listen google, it's 2015. I need you to figure out who I'm talking about when I type "that one guy in that movie I didn't like."
@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.