@Rollmaninoz: *Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*
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@deardilettante: [hits you in the face with newspaper] "Sorry, I thought your eyebrows were caterpillars."
@MisterBombay: People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides
@AmishPornStar1: See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya mañana, little iguana.