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@Just_Oh_Susanna: I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!
@sokangarude: People that say "we're not even white, we're pink" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight.
@lovemyboots111: Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!