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@DanMentos: "Hello?"
Dad come get me from practice
"Sorry I'm going into a tunnel" *sound of mom giggling*
But I called the *connection drops* …landline

“Hello?”
Dad come get me from practice
“Sorry I’m going into a tunnel” *sound of mom giggling*
But I called the *connection drops* …landline

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