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@XLToast: Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog?

Stranger: He's over there!

Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]

Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog?

Stranger: He’s over there!

Oh thank God! [steals little boy’s corndog and runs away]

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