@Fred_Delicious: help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me
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@petemandik: If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist.
@squirrel74wkgn: Me: *making a snow angel* Bartender: ...ok, he's cut off. Get him off the dance floor
@froghammer: People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: scalpel NURSE: scalpel M: sclissors N: scissors M: neeble N: are u sure u should operate on ur own brain M: *nods head diagonally* toast