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@ThisOneSayz: Help me practice my knife throwing skills.
@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
@crissles: "mainstream" = "white people found out"
@djdarrellripley: Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy.
@Underchilde: They don’t make microwaves the size of refrigerators because they know if you were high you’d try nuking your friends.
@j0eg0d: If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway.