@brendohare: Help Wanted
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@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.
@MarieLoerzel: Sorry, I called you by accident. I was actually just trying to delete your number from my phone.