@kelkulus: Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn.
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@KraftDinerr: I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called "peeing" what a dumb idiot.
@SadPeruna: Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?
@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.