@EFFFFFFYOU: Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song.
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@jharden21: teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!
@SortaBad: *slips the attendant $20* "make sure you pick me out a good one" Sir this is a daycare... "uh huh *winks* a daycare"