@EFFFFFFYOU: Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song.
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@sixfootcandy: Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?
@MiahSaint: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.