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@Mr_Kapowski: [helping my kid with contractions]

Me: Would've

Her: Would have

M: Nice. I'll

H: I will

M: Good. Won't

H: Won not

M: Excellent

[helping my kid with contractions]

Me: Would’ve

Her: Would have

M: Nice. I’ll

H: I will

M: Good. Won’t

H: Won not

M: Excellent

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