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@shkeeber: Her: 911, what's your emerge-

Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS!

Her: Sir, that's not an em-

Me: WITH A FANNY PACK!

Her: I'll send an officer.

Her: 911, what’s your emerge-

Me: SOMEONE’S WEARING CROCS!

Her: Sir, that’s not an em-

Me: WITH A FANNY PACK!

Her: I’ll send an officer.

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