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@tsm560: Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?

Her: About last night, please understand that wasn’t me… that was the wine.
Me: …
Her: …
Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?

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