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@UncleDuke1969: Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: ...
H: ...
M: ...
H: Why are you hesitating?
M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid.

Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: …
H: …
M: …
H: Why are you hesitating?
M: I’m not sure which answer will get me laid.

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