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@dave_cactus: HER: Are you free Friday night?
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your...
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti.

HER: Are you free Friday night?
ME: Let me check my colander.
HER: Your…
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I’ll be making spaghetti.

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