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@LionJenkins: Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot!

Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby.

911: What's your emergency?

Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot!

Me winking and leaning on the stove: You’re Hot, Baby.

911: What’s your emergency?

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