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@AnkCoupleTO: Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot
Me: *kisses her neck*
H: *slaps me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it's freezing in here

Her: Baby, do that thing that makes me hot
Me: *kisses her neck* 
H: *slaps me* I MEANT turn the thermostat up dummy, it’s freezing in here

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