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@GABBYdaAngSaya: Her: Couldn't you have picked a better record to beat?
Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There's no way this can end badly, Susan.

Her: Couldn’t you have picked a better record to beat?
Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There’s no way this can end badly, Susan.

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