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@TheTalkingPipe: Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.

Her dad said he’d like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.

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