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@kentgrossarth: Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?'
Brain: no,no,no,no
Brain: Of course not.
Brain: Say SOMETHING
Mouth: 'Like a fat what?'
Brain: Oh dear God

Her: ‘Do I look, like, fat?’
Brain: no,no,no,no 
Brain: Of course not.
Brain: Say SOMETHING
Mouth: ‘Like a fat what?’
Brain: Oh dear God

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