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@jerrymyers1982: Her: Do you kik?
Me: Like rocks?
@buttcrunchy: "honey why is our water bill so high?"
*water bill sits there holding a bong*
hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?
@CorkyKneivel: If your girlfriend says "my pyramid is late..."
Know two things:
1. Your hearing is poor
2. That's not your biggest problem right now
@Sickayduh: Wife: Have u done anything today?
Me: Rode my bike on the back tire down the street
Me: Yes, really, and cut the baby talk
@lloydrang: Cashier: do you need bags?
Me: do any of us NEED anything?
Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too
Me: plastic please
@sumpeoplelikeit: Open books don't get judged by their covers.