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@UnFitz: Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet.
Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*

Her: For once I’d like a man to just sweep me off my feet.
Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*

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