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@HomeProbably: Her: Give me a chat up line?

Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper?

Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating?

Me: No, you smell like an animal.

Her: Give me a chat up line?

Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper?

Her: *laughs* Because I’m so captivating?

Me: No, you smell like an animal.

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