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@Be___Dope: Her: hear that?
Me: nope
Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me?
Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside

Her: hear that?
Me: nope
Her: what if someone’s is trying to get in to murder me?
Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside

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