@slimmy_shady: Her: "How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!" Me: "I know, I'm completely exhausted."
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@shariv67: Maybe we should be focussing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore.
@iAmDelFreaky: ~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*
@zolofighter: " Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. "
@kelkulus: My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard.