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@djdarrellripley: Her: I can't cook because, I "believe" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that?

Me: The arrival of the paramedics?

Her: I can’t cook because, I “believe” I can’t cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? 

Me: The arrival of the paramedics?

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